thordoftherings:

Who even said that God was a single male entity though

What’s to say God isn’t like two lesbians with a cat stuck to their heads or something

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

sassjolrass:

It’s amazing how many people in 19th century France were Irish or northern english

heartfullofaarontviet:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

gokudezi:

gokudezi:

Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt

thechevroletimpala:

As per request, the full story of the moment which sadly did not get into the season 8 gag reel

In the s8 finale scene between sam, dean, cas and kevin, there was a table on the set which was a normal table height for jared, jensen and misha, but a little too high for…

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

gryffin-dyke:

“…i don’t know why, but my tumblr is a part of my identity. and for whatever reason, i don’t want to identify with yahoo.”

HITTING THE NAIL ON THE HEAD 101.

[quote source.]

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

little souls who thirst for fight